Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding !!!
Biwi ko padhaunga
Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo.
What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“A doctor.” “And why’s that?” “Because it’s
the only profession where you can tell
women to take off their clothes and
then stick their husbands with the bill
Q: Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A: She can’t find the eleven.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
They found a lamp and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home. Poof She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family.
Poof She was back home with her family. The blonde said,
Awwww, I wish my friends were here.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that
I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to
the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her,
“The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go right up
there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you…
Hindi Jokes In Hindi,Comedy shayari, comedy Jokes In Hindi
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys,
all on different limbs at different levels.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes…
As a group of soldiers stood in formation
at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said,
All right! All you idiots fall out.
As the rest of the squad wandered away,
one soldier remained at attention.
The Drill Instructor walked over until
he was eye to eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow.
The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir !!!
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms,
so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says,
I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably,
he’s had the same dream, too. Then the guy in
the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!
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